Oedipus
6-y/o Aramis: I'm never going to get married, Dad.
Dad: Why not?
Aramis: 'Coz you're already married to Mum.
Dad: So you want to marry your Mummy?
Aramis: Yes. She's kind. She buys me fries.
(Note to prospective daughters-in-law, he likes the ones from McDonald's : P)
