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Oedipus
6-y/o Aramis: I'm never going to get married, Dad.
Dad: Why not?
Aramis: 'Coz you're already married to Mum.
Dad: So you want to marry your Mummy?
Aramis: Yes. She's kind. She buys me fries.
(Note to prospective daughters-in-law, he likes the ones from McDonald's : P)
Anti-thesis →
If only I found this before I got sucked up by the mothership that is FB :P
Jaded Much?
cyn⋅ic [sin-ik]
~ noun
An idealist whose rose-coloured glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision.
(Definition from The Cynic’s Sanctuary)
Not the most romantic song to link to one’s...
“I want just to be happy and peaceful. And that’s not always the case when...”
– a nugget of profundity from the gorgeously chiselled Olivier Martinez (Mmmm-hmmm!)
Break out the khubbuz! →
4 metric tonnes of chickpea goodness, yo… :D
“Tell the truth. It’s the easiest thing to remember.”
– David Mamet (via kari-shma)
She - Elvis Costello
No, I am no disciple of...
Mamasay
Athos, Porthos and Aramis, my beloved musketeers, are a messy lot.
I’m constantly griping, “who messed up my this/that/and the other??”
None of them would ever own up, of course.
My usual retort then would be, “Then who did it? ‘Antu*?”
So last night, I was trying to get Aramis (the youngest :P) to clear up the mess he had made. He did not budge an inch,...
I think I just saw Tupac down at the local 7-11....
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
– Seinfeld
K-I-S-S
mlysa:
yinchan:
If a woman’s status is, “it’s complicated”, she’s taken. Either taken, or taken for granted.
I feel ya!
“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.
Pretty...”
Things They Didn't Teach Me At LSE →
*rotflmao*
Supernatural Collective Nouns →
My fave is ‘an opulence of succubi’ :D
Words are the shiznit.
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